ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY

  • Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
  • Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
  • Zeus: toO LaTE

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area51revisited:

never say bad things about Simon & Garfunkel near me

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wingscanspeak:

Hola, wingamigos! Hollymim here! Lets see how many pumpkins I can put on Guilian before she wakes up!image

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There we go children. If you find my body call the police.

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intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

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methlabrador:

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

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"We did a screen test and so, they brought in cameras, and then there were four Jims and four Pams, and we got mix-and-matched. Every time I was matched with John, it was so easy and it just was so natural. On the second day, of auditions he leaned over to me and he said, ‘You’re my favorite Pam.’ And I said, ‘You’re my favorite Jim! Oh my gosh! I hope we both get it!’ So, when they called me and said that I got the role, I said, ‘Who’s Jim? Please say John Krasinski.’ They said, ‘Yes, it’s John Krasinski.’ And I knew. I started to cry and I knew that the two of us together… I couldn’t be Pam without him. He’s my Jim. He just is."

Jenna Fischer

(Source: jessecolemans)

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bloodjunkie-angelgroupie:

The best reaction to when someone is crying.

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